When is a "Footlong" not a "Footlong". The answer is when it’s a Subway sandwich that is only eleven inches in length. That was the delicacy a teenager named Matt Corby received when he ordered a footlong sub in a Subway in Perth, Australia. But he thought it did it look quite right, so before he bit into it he pulled out a tape measure to confirm that this sandwich was an inch short of the full twelve. He posted a photo of it on Subway Australia's Facebook page and it quickly received over 100,000 "Likes".

Well if you’re Subway how do you respond to this Public Relations disaster? Well, you lightheartedly admit your mistake, poke fun at yourself, and give Matt Corby lots of free sandwiches. You turn it into an opportunity to raise people’s awareness of your excellent restaurant and delicious sandwiches, while also showing that you are humble, have a sense of fun, and a generous heart. What you don’t do is publish this piece of legalese on your Facebook page: "With regards to the size of the bread, 'SUBWAY FOOTLONG' is a registered trademark as a descriptive name for the sub and not intended to be a measurement of length. The length of the bread baked in the restaurant cannot be assured each time as the proofing process may vary slightly each time in the restaurant."

I never imagined I would end up at St. John’s Episcopal Church.

A few years ago, my life and calling looked very different. I was deeply involved in the United Methodist Church and was on track toward ordained ministry. The church had shaped me, formed me, and given me opportunities to grow in faith and leadership. I believed that path would define the rest of my life. But sometimes, faithfulness comes with heartbreak.

As decisions were being made within the denomination, I found myself wrestling deeply with my conscience. I loved the church and the people in it, but I could not shake the feeling that some of those decisions were causing hurt to people I loved and cared about. The weight of that realization sat heavily on my heart. After much prayer, discernment, and grief, I made the painful decision to step away. It was devastating.

At St. John’s, our All Ages Service has become a beautiful reminder that worship is strongest when generations gather together. Children, parents, grandparents, and longtime parishioners share prayers, music, and fellowship side by side, creating a space where everyone belongs and every voice matters. The service has brought new energy, deeper connections, and joyful moments of learning and faith across generations — strengthening our church family one Sunday at a time.

Join us this summer at 9:30 Sundays in the Children's Chapel room on the second floor of the education building.

This month, we will be collecting supplies for Blessing Bags for our friends in need. Needs include: non-perishable foods like granola bars, trail mix, & tuna/cracker packs, toothbrushes & travel toothpaste, ChapStick, and small bottled waters. Please bring supplies to the education building and place on the round table provided.

It's easier than ever to help! Click HERE for the Blessing Bag Amazon Wishlist, and the food will be sent directly to St. John's.

Join our new Ladies Bible Study at St. John’s. We will meet Tuesdays from 12–1 in the Parish Hall, exploring the Gospel of Mark together in fellowship, conversation, and faith. All are welcome. 

Contact Libby Beck at libfitz1@gmail.com for more information.

St John's is proud to host an Organ Concert May 31 at 4 p.m. by Los Angeles organist, Aaron Shows.  Click here for the program, links to his YouTube channel, and more about the program and this exciting artist.   

The Honduras Mission Team needs your help!

We will gather immediately following the 10:30 service in the parish hall on June 7 to place medication labels on plastic bags. This is a very important step to get the bags ready for the pill counting that will occur in Honduras. Please join us for a light lunch and fellowship as we label the bags.

Job description:

Overview

We are seeking a passionate and dynamic Director of Children’s Christian Formation to lead and nurture the spiritual growth of our youngest members. This vital role involves designing engaging faith-based programs, fostering a welcoming environment for children and families, and inspiring a team of dedicated volunteers. The ideal candidate will be energetic, compassionate, and committed to creating meaningful experiences that cultivate children’s understanding of Christian teachings and values. As a leader in our community, you will play a key role in shaping the spiritual foundation for generations to come.

May 31

7:30 a.m.
Lector: Kathie Mangum
Usher/Greeter:  Jon Dailey
Altar Guild: Chuck Moore

10:30 a.m.
Acolytes: Will Evans Clark, Thomas Lawlor, Davis Schremser, Harlan White
Altar Guild: Chuck Moore

Lector and Intercessor: Tracey Campbell, Scott Mitchell
Eucharistic Ministers:  Bill Harlow, Forrest Harlow, Mary Hughes
Ushers/Greeters: Bill Eskridge, Tracey Campbell, Elizabeth Lawlor, Karen Westhauser
Flower Guild: Lacy Gibson

Flower Delivery Team: Tracey Campbell, Debbie Wakefield

Your prayers are requested for the following parishioners: Laura Brendle, Rick Durden, Marla Foster, Carolyn Fillmore, Emily Crump Johannes, Valinda Johnson, Carma Marks, Richard McCrory, Pat McDonald, Eddie McDowell, Dot Moore, Martha Collier Mosely, Cameron Napier, Bud Nason, Elizabeth Potter, Shirley Price, Carrie Shaw, Debbie Steindorff, Bill Stewart, Barbara Wallace, Florence Young

Prayers are also requested for these friends: Gail Alsobrook, Mac Burton, Phil Butler, Courtney Cobb, Lizzy Dickens,  John Ferguson, Bob Geddie, Mark Grantham, Roger Holliday, Stephanie Holmes, Josie Lee, Charles Lewis, Nicole Lusk, Margaret Moore, Pat Patterson, Serge Ruffato, Ron Skoneki, Alice Smith, Johnny Smith, Madera Spencer, Chandler Taylor, Connie Thomas, Katherine Weidner, Michael White, Frank Winkler, Ross Wisnewski, Sharon Carney Wright

Pastoral Care Team for May: Pastoral Care Team for May: Florence Young, Jeanne Drummond, Marla Foster, Cam Hughes, Mitzi Waldo